Top 10 Worst Christmas Songs Ever?

hipster atheistI’m one of those guys that thinks Christmas decorations should not be up before Thanksgiving. I believe in one Holiday at a time. (Unless your birthday falls on a holiday, like say…St Patrick’s Day…)

I also tend to get sick of hearing the same old Christmas songs over and over. That is the reason for my never ending search for Christmas music ‘that doesn’t suck’. The search is never ending because if I ‘over-play’ a limited few new songs…they will begin to suck as well.hipster-santa

In my search I have found some truly bad Christmas songs…so here’s a few. Don’t consider them as a gift.

10. Eazy-E – Merry Muthaphuckkin Christmas


9. Dread Zeppelin – All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth


8. Fred -Christmas is Creepy


7. Alvin and the Chipmunks – Christmas


6. Suicide – Hey Lord


5. Henry Rollins – Twas the Night Before Christmas


4. Korn – Jingle Balls


3. The Little Stinkers – I Farted On Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink For Me)


2. Martin Mull – Santa Doesn’t Cop Out on Dope


1. Fear – Fuck Christmas


So have I left any out??  You can leave YouTube URLs in the comments…



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