Happy New Year! It’s 2013!

PeeWees Happy New YearWow…finally home from a long trip down to Florida to tour all the hippest spots. It’s great to be home.

On the way…I stopped at South Of The Boarder to pick-up some fireworks.

“Ah…nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see!”

SOBHipster w/firecracker

Some hipster kids ~ HipsterApproved.net

Some hipster kids ~ HipsterApproved.net

Ended up spending the night in a caboose in South Carolina….very hip.

KOA caboose

a Trolly is also available!

a Trolly is also available!

While in Florida, was able to check out some very cool ‘wakeboarding’ at a cable park.

Love to try this, but I'd probably break a hip.

Love to try this, but I’d probably break a hip.

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Went out on a canoe in Blue Springs State Park and spotted an alligator…

Blue Spring State Park

We were also followed by a manatee that seemed to want to come home with us…

manateemanatee climbing on board

Oh yeah..also went to the Dali Museum in St Petersburg. Very cool!

YouTube.com of one of Dali’s films. Click to watch

Some hipster outside The Dali Museum.

Some hipster outside The Dali Museum.

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Got this…

Did a bunch of other stuff as well, like Legoland for the hipster kids, and toured Savannah, Georgia…but this post is getting too long.

...got this too!

…got this too!

Now to get back in the swing of reporting all the hip things from home….

Hope you had a great Holiday too. Thanks!

Merry Christms 2012

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Hip video…Death Cab for Cutie – Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

Hip video…The Ramones – Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)

Hip video…I am Santa Claus

The ultimate Hipster Christmas present…

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Pee Wee Bike.

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Oh yeah…I’d also like any one of these…XL

All I want for Christmas ~  HipsterApproved.net

All I want for Christmas ~ HipsterApproved.net

Hipster Christmas Card…

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This 'paper-less' card helps me feel better about the tree I murdered that's in my front room.

This ‘paper-less’ card helps me feel better about the tree I murdered that’s in my front room. ~ HipsterApproved.net

20 Tips for a Successful Hipster Christmas

Thanks to HipsterChristmas.com for the picture!

Thanks to HipsterChristmas.com for the picture!

Top 10 Worst Christmas Songs Ever?

hipster atheistI’m one of those guys that thinks Christmas decorations should not be up before Thanksgiving. I believe in one Holiday at a time. (Unless your birthday falls on a holiday, like say…St Patrick’s Day…)

I also tend to get sick of hearing the same old Christmas songs over and over. That is the reason for my never ending search for Christmas music ‘that doesn’t suck’. The search is never ending because if I ‘over-play’ a limited few new songs…they will begin to suck as well.hipster-santa

In my search I have found some truly bad Christmas songs…so here’s a few. Don’t consider them as a gift.

10. Eazy-E – Merry Muthaphuckkin Christmas

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9. Dread Zeppelin – All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

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8. Fred -Christmas is Creepy

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7. Alvin and the Chipmunks – Christmas

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6. Suicide – Hey Lord

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5. Henry Rollins – Twas the Night Before Christmas

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4. Korn – Jingle Balls

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3. The Little Stinkers – I Farted On Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink For Me)

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2. Martin Mull – Santa Doesn’t Cop Out on Dope

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1. Fear – Fuck Christmas

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So have I left any out??  You can leave YouTube URLs in the comments…

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Hip video…Kate Bush – December Will Be Magic Again (1979 Xmas Special)

Thanks to ChristmasSongsArchive.org for the link!