Hip video…Death Cab for Cutie – Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

Hip video…The Ramones – Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)

Hip video…I am Santa Claus

Hip video…American Hipster presents Portland

Top 10 Worst Christmas Songs Ever?

hipster atheistI’m one of those guys that thinks Christmas decorations should not be up before Thanksgiving. I believe in one Holiday at a time. (Unless your birthday falls on a holiday, like say…St Patrick’s Day…)

I also tend to get sick of hearing the same old Christmas songs over and over. That is the reason for my never ending search for Christmas music ‘that doesn’t suck’. The search is never ending because if I ‘over-play’ a limited few new songs…they will begin to suck as well.hipster-santa

In my search I have found some truly bad Christmas songs…so here’s a few. Don’t consider them as a gift.

10. Eazy-E – Merry Muthaphuckkin Christmas

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9. Dread Zeppelin – All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

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8. Fred -Christmas is Creepy

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7. Alvin and the Chipmunks – Christmas

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6. Suicide – Hey Lord

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5. Henry Rollins – Twas the Night Before Christmas

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4. Korn – Jingle Balls

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3. The Little Stinkers – I Farted On Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink For Me)

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2. Martin Mull – Santa Doesn’t Cop Out on Dope

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1. Fear – Fuck Christmas

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So have I left any out??  You can leave YouTube URLs in the comments…

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Hip video…Kate Bush – December Will Be Magic Again (1979 Xmas Special)

Thanks to ChristmasSongsArchive.org for the link!

Hip video…The Donnas – Christmas Wrapping

Hip quote…Chino Moreno (Deftones – Minus Blindfold)

Quote

“Done feeding, I leaned back head rested on the couch’s top
Must leave the house soon mean gone cause my pops he’s hot
Grab my blue backpack, my Walkman, grip my bicycle
Because I know my friends are waiting at the door
I’m feeling loose like you – Just fucking around and shit
Til that comes fifty-five I’m twenty-six”

~ DeftonesMinus Blindfold

Hip video…Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

See full movie here.

Hip video…Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo