Happy Hipster Star Wars Day
Wow…finally home from a long trip down to Florida to tour all the hippest spots. It’s great to be home.
On the way…I stopped at South Of The Boarder to pick-up some fireworks.
“Ah…nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see!”
Ended up spending the night in a caboose in South Carolina….very hip.
While in Florida, was able to check out some very cool ‘wakeboarding’ at a cable park.
Went out on a canoe in Blue Springs State Park and spotted an alligator…
We were also followed by a manatee that seemed to want to come home with us…
Oh yeah..also went to the Dali Museum in St Petersburg. Very cool!
YouTube.com of one of Dali’s films. Click to watch
Did a bunch of other stuff as well, like Legoland for the hipster kids, and toured Savannah, Georgia…but this post is getting too long.
Now to get back in the swing of reporting all the hip things from home….
Hope you had a great Holiday too. Thanks!
I’m one of those guys that thinks Christmas decorations should not be up before Thanksgiving. I believe in one Holiday at a time. (Unless your birthday falls on a holiday, like say…St Patrick’s Day…)
I also tend to get sick of hearing the same old Christmas songs over and over. That is the reason for my never ending search for Christmas music ‘that doesn’t suck’. The search is never ending because if I ‘over-play’ a limited few new songs…they will begin to suck as well.
In my search I have found some truly bad Christmas songs…so here’s a few. Don’t consider them as a gift.
10. Eazy-E – Merry Muthaphuckkin Christmas
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9. Dread Zeppelin – All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
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8. Fred -Christmas is Creepy
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7. Alvin and the Chipmunks – Christmas
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6. Suicide – Hey Lord
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5. Henry Rollins – Twas the Night Before Christmas
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4. Korn – Jingle Balls
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3. The Little Stinkers – I Farted On Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink For Me)
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2. Martin Mull – Santa Doesn’t Cop Out on Dope
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1. Fear – Fuck Christmas
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So have I left any out?? You can leave YouTube URLs in the comments…
For those Hipsters that have kids…you may want to sit them down in front of the TV (if you have one) to watch the Spongebob Squarepants Christmas Special tonight.
You’re going to have to have cable for this…it’s on Nickelodeon. Check your local listings for show times, but here on the east coast it’s 8:pm.
As you can see from the trailer, it’s stop-motion animation like those retro Christmas Specials from my childhood. It looks like it’s going to be a ‘classic’ as well.
Do you have hip kids, or maybe you just like awesome retro TV shows? Do you also have Netflix? Then you have got to check out The Aquabats!
(Yes…they are a real band.)